“This too shall pass.”
“How do you know?”
“Because everything changes.”
“But when?”
“I don't know.”
“What do you mean you don't know? Aren't you omniscient?”
“Well, yes and no. It's kind of complicated.”
“What's complicated? The fact that you don't know everything?”
“Well, of course I know everything, I'm God, but I don't know everything right this moment because I'm talking to you. I told you, it's complicated.”
“Are you trying to say that talking to me makes you stupid?”
“Hmmm... perhaps.”
“Perhaps?! That's a cop out.”